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Fortune cookie, NYC or TO, c.2003-5.

Nice wax job.

My French Class on Wednesday nights is populated with weirdos. David is a hairy overweight child trapped in a man’s body who interrupts the teacher to say things like; “I might be going to Luxemburg this year” or comes in late and says; “Sorry I’m late. I was sleeping. Look! I cut my self shaving … Arrrgh!”. When there’s a break, he plays Knock Down Ginger on the classroom next door. No joke. Gloria is either a man trapped in a woman’s body, or a woman trapped in a man’s. Her hands are bigger than mine and she talks in a really weird hyped up RP accent even though she’s German (or somethin’). Ali has ADHD and never turns up, probably because he’s still fiddling with something at the bus stop.

Oh, and my screenprinting class is better. There’s a “practicing witch” (AND she’s American!) and an Indian lady who sees angels and/or faces IN EVERYTHING. Is it because this course is in the borough of Hounslow and not Richmond? I printed the sky for the red bus pic I’m making for my lil’ nephew. It rocks, so all is going well so far.
Afterwards I came out to see it was snowing (finally) and the bastard bus driver just drove on right past me and this girl at the stop. Grr. I came home to see Desperate Housewives (I like the idea that housewives have “enemies”) and then an advert for a programme about a guy who was in a coma for 19yrs. He blinked and missed half of his life. Blinking. Wow.

Last night I had a Polish girl’s night in. Fosters and syrop de framboise (apparently its big in Poland) and Candyman, My Little Eye, Pact With The Devil and Signs. I came home to find Dr. Gunter von Hagens dissecting a vagina infront of my mum. He took the whole hairy thing out on a table. On TV. It was rather horrid. There’s a bit where this hot woman (or ‘anatomical artist’) paints internal organs onto naked people. Tonight she was painting the sex organs onto a lady. I turned to my mum and pointed out the impressive wax job on the model. If only I could find aftershave balm that was that effective.

Oh and guys, as you suspected, your cat hates you. [http://www.mycathatesyou.com/cats/2003/11/125]